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We believe we offer football fans globally the absolute cutting edge in blogging, nonsense and half truths. This rubbish may be our finest hour.
Using technology pioneered by CIA remote viewing experts in the 1960’s we have secured a video still of West Ham’s Scotty Parker that we believe reveals conclusively that the Ammer’s talisman secretly wants out of East Am and into the Champions League whirlygig that is Tottenham Hotspurs Inc.
Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."
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