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Super Mario Plays Darts With Landlord For £50!

He’s the gift that keeps on giving.

From The Tudor public house in Manchester eyewitness Neilp81 emailed The Sun newspaper’s Bizarre column to say:

“I was there in that pub and spoke to him myself, really nice guy.

He played the owner in a £50 game of darts and lost.”

Mario apparently also stuck a a thousand pounds behind the bar before presumably heading off to his singed apartment to plot another insane day out in Mario Land.

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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