This is a strange one. Apparently in the MLS it’s violent conduct to pat someone on the back. But it’s okay to be shoved in the chest.
It didn’t daunt the ex Arsenal superstar though. Instead of complaining he whipped out his world famous, Mr Shake Hands Man impression and Banzi!’d his way off the pitch.
Or maybe he was carded for his really bad Nicolas Anelka impression? I guess we’ll never know.
Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."
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