Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 16 Jun 2010, 08:37Updated 21 Jan 2013, 10:12

Premier League

Tottenham Pair ‘Playing Championship Football Next Season’

Danny Rose & Kyle Walker are the two players who’s names have been leaked as potential loan deals to Portsmouth for next season.

Nobody at Portsmouth would comment yesterday afternoon and Tottenham only talk to you when you’re spending.

Kyle Walker’s signing is to me as is has been to many an unfathomable mystery. Danny Rose’s exit, as temporary as it may be doesn’t make much sense to me. I struggle to see what it is he’ll gain playing for an insolvent gag of odds and sods.

I mean, we could have sent him to West Ham for that.