Tottenham will be minus the following for tomorrow night’s FA Cup replay against Bolton.
Tottenham’s Club Captain Sir Ledley King (frontal lobe), Aaron Lennon (groove) and Jermaine Jenas (heart) will sit it out alongside cup-tied pair Younes Kaboul and Kyle Walker (oooh, kinky).
Harry reported that Tottenham winger Aaron had suffered a ‘bit of a setback’ on his road to recovery following fresh scans on his injured groin.
This appeared to be be an absolute mile away from the actual truth and only served to add to mounting speculation that Harry was in fact just in the Tottenham job for the money.
“He’s worked hard on the training ground every day, so it’s the last thing he wanted,” said Harry. “But he’ll get on with it and I’m sure he’ll come back as good as ever.” Said Redknapp, who trousered a right proper lump of cashoonicans when poached like the devilled egg he is, from scuppered Pompey.
Further specialist advice is being sought on how best to rehabilitate Aaron’s injury. Some reports in suggest turning his iPod down.
HMRC declined to decline.
