WAGB*tch

It’s been yet another busy week at the coal face for the bone idol bints.

After all that nasty rumour business about Stevie G, Alex Curran underlined her statement to OK! Magazine by supporting the Liverpool captain at the opening of Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Southport. Fellow WAG Sheree Murphy was in attendance as was Dirk Kuyt and his missus, Gertrude not to forget of course Claire Sweeny. Claire looked divine. If your definition of divine is a turquoise horse that’s just swallowed it’s own saddlebags.

Cheryl Cole was spotted enjoying the company of the lead singer of popular beat combo The Black Eyed Peas. By spotted, of course we don’t mean casually, or by chance – their rendezvous was more heavily engineered than the Clifton Suspension Bridge.

Danielle Lloyd has been busy. There’s a phrase we’ve used before. Ahem, well she has. Last week she announced to an awestruck, news hungry world, ‘It’s a boy!’ Unfortunately, there was in fact a bit of a mix up. Apparently she was asked who was it? and not what is it? and what she meant to say was, ‘It was a boy.’ I hope that clears that one up for you.

Nicola T has launched a clothing line in conjunction with Vinnie Jones. It’s called Delicious Couture. Oh yes they have and oh yes it is. Nicola has even roped in the services of Corry wannabe WAG Rosie Webster to aid this seminal moment in the history of ladies tailoring.

And just when you thought that the barrel had been well and truly scraped, we discovered that Coleen Rooney opened an Argos shop in St Helen’s. She bloody well did, chums.