Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 23 May 2011, 21:38Updated 24 May 2011, 11:37

Manchester United Football Club

Who Would You Prefer, Stacey Or Imogen?

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In a recent Zoo Magazine poll Ryan Giggs won the category of Footballer You’d Most Like To Go For A Pint With’. Quite why anyone would want to ‘hook up’ with the cross eyed Giggster for a night of Ale shaped escapades is beyond me.

But here’s a poll inspired by that bizarre result. Who would you rather go for a beer with out of Mrs Stacey Giggs and that sort off ~~Twitter~~ Big Brother, Imogen Thomas.

Imogen has previously dated Tottenham’s Jermain Defoe back in 2009 and amongst many gifts was a diamond ring. A News Of The World source told the paper, “It’s full of diamonds and really pretty.” Defoe was allegedly caught ‘three timing’ the ex Miss Wales with Danielle Lloyd and Charlotte Mears.

Nice work if you can get it.

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