Working closely with fragmented cells of the KGB together with some Martians operating out of a lock up just outside Lewisham, we at the Tavern are able to reveal one of the greatest conspiracies in football since the Roy Keane is a good manager rumour.
Brace yourselves for footage that will show categorically that West Ham and England’s goalkeeper, Rob Green did in fact, not make a fist of it at all.
Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."
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