Football cheats are a pain in the rear. The absence of technology means we are reliant upon what the officials see and invariably they never see as much as us poor gits sat at home seeing every move from untold camera angles.
Meet Bryan Carruso. The game was Ecuador U20 vs Chile U20. Nice work your BAFTA’s in the post, son.
Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."
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