Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 20 Mar 2011, 16:54Updated 20 Mar 2011, 17:00

Premier League

Spurs’ Strikers – The Survey – 10 Quick Questions

It was just one of them games, Mr Redknapp tells us.

Don’t know about you ( I’d hazard a guess, though) but this is whole, ‘we was unlucky’ nonsense is giving me a migraine. We’ve made chumps of ourselves on too many occasions this season and domestically are looking every bit like a team that ‘lucked’ into the Champions League. If we don’t start burying the ball more, this will be proved by us failing to qualify for it next time round.

The theme of this season has been the routine inability of our strikers to err… strike. Look I know well that not every striker is on fire every game but our lot’s contribution to our Premiership tally is abysmal. Van der Vaart has 10 but is technically a midfielder! Pav has scored 7 but can’t buy a start, Defoe has majestically delivered a brace. In total. Altogether.

THE SURVEY IS HERE!