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60 Seconds To Get You In The Mood [video]

There is little as good (that one can discuss on a wholesome, family website such as this) for getting the old hairs on the back of the neck going as some nicely edited shots of large gentlemen with close cropped hair singing slightly off key.

As our glorious leader talks in coded pigeon English to the press, here’s a short film to get you in the mood.

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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