Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 18 Jun 2010, 11:56Updated 18 Jun 2010, 15:15

Premier League

Aaron Lennon’s Price Tag Revealed

Alas, dear football agents and assorted ambulance chasers of the press, it’s his home that’s had a figure put on it.

Just before the usual avalanche of, I go past Azza’s House every morning and this is rubbish it’s not his house descends upon my weary head, your old pal Escapini spoke to a head honcho at Right Move and they confirmed this morning that it is 100% Aaron’s property.

For those of you in possession of stripey jumpers , masks and big sacks emblazoned with the word SWAG upon them, the agents confided that whilst the N17 dynamo is a away for Queen and country, his brother and some friends are minding the fort.

£2.6 million is the asking price. Here are some interior shots courtesy of Right Move HERE