The footballing world was rocked to it’s very foundations today as Peter Crouch, Tottenham Hotspur’s elongated goal getter and part time go-go dancer, staged a one man wage protest.
Ever the company man, Peter had clearly decided to buck the trend of modern players and make a demand that reflected his genuine worth rather than the fantastic six figure weekly funds frequently dreamed up by Premiership prima donnas.
Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."
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