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Football is ceaseless conveyor-belt of wonder. Well, that’s a kind way of putting it I suppose. Today’s Sun newspaper brings us another gleaming gem to toss one pile with all the others.

“I rate Spurs very highly. They are absolute favourites to win the title.”

Hot foot from a frankly bizarre World Cup campaign that saw him sent home by his national side for his role in a team revolt, clearly Nicolas Anelka is a man with a lot on  his mind.

Tottenham who have whipped themselves into a frenzy of expectation after their inclusion in the Champions League qualifiers have seen their odds in many markets begin to shrink. Fair enough, rightly so etc etc. But favourites to win the Premiership? Ahem *cough cough*… yeah, sure.

On Chelsea, his thoughts are slightly more balanced. With Ancelotti at the helm I believe that they will absolutely be the team to beat this season.

“Our aim this season is to finally win the Champions League. Could we win a treble, the way Inter Milan did last season? Not so fast – it will be a tough job just to defend our league title.”

“But I believe that this will be the most thrilling season ever in the history of the Premier League.”

If Tottenham win it, that will be the understatement of the century, mate.

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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