The life of the modern football is beset on all sides by distraction.
Some fall into the clutches of Madam Booze. Some like fast cars, drugs and putting three grand on a greyhound to help them pass away the time that could be spent mastering how to beat the first man when taking a corner or getting a high score on their Playstation.
Our man Jermain like nothing more than chasing skirt. Looking through this gallery, there appears to be a theme emerging. But I can’t quite put my finger on it.
Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."
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