Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 20 Jul 2011, 20:01Updated 21 Jul 2011, 06:58

Premier League

Modric Reveals His Tottenham Despair

THFC have suffered repeated blows in recent transfer windows. Now at last Tottenham fans have finally found a way to take the p*ss out of this whole nonsense.

‘What the?‘ I hear a few of you ask.

Well, it was in relation to this blog HERE of last week and specifically this transfer request from our boy, indeed our new captain, Modders.

It’s a pity we’ve shipped in Friedel or a ‘Rush Goalie’ shirt would be hot on this one’s heels.

I trust this is a useful offering to those in the congregation with a sense of humour that allows you to dwell upon the insanity of being a fan of Tottingham Hotspur.

My belief is that he won’t leave, but if he did, this shirt gives us the last laugh. You might be a whizz with a football son, but we’re funnier than you’ll ever be.