12 thoughts on “Newcastle Scouts Spotted Watching In Form €3.5M Man

  1. Who, in their right mind, would want to join a silly little team. Forster is good, but not that good. But surely he wants to be with the big boys at Parkhead, with 12 million fans worldwide – not a team that represents a little town in the north east of England.

  2. Celtic hahahahahahaha LMFAO not a single player of yours would get in our team keep dreaming son, championship quality at best and your desperate to keep our 3rd choice keeper!

  3. Is there an actual team down there?

    For the sake of me, I can’t seem to remenber any team, from anywhere in that neck of the woods EVER winning ANYTHING.
    I always remember the same old tiresome cry about, ‘Yeah, Scottish football’s only Celtic and Rangers’, but If I’m not mistaken, the EPL is dominated by one or two teams, and the third, that would be the ranjurs supporters in disguise, that ransacked Manchester, finacially doped, Chelsea, (a hundred gezillion pounds worth that still win next to FA) or maybe the most boring team in the world to watch next to ranjurs, arsenal, actually being mentioned anywhere, EVER outside of engurland. newcaltsl? (sp), if it wasn’t for your alky support buying your tops, all be it with the necessary newstassle broon ale beer belly……… no one would know who you are, but the sad fact is, even then no one knows who you are!!???

    Are you still actually in the EPL?

    At least your one of the few teams that wear the Hoops………Sorry… is it stripes?
    I’m sorry, when your supports lying in the gutter, full of Nukies it’s hard to tell!

  4. All that coming from a team who share the SPL title every season with there kin Ranjurs… sorry but playing in the SPL would be the equivalent of the nPower league one down south, which if I remember rightly, we won last season at a gallop…. btw, Hoops & strips are completely different your moronic fool… I suggest you get ready for school & go & learn to speak proper English before trying to come on one of our blogs… as this as nowt to do with you fraking tossers,… must be really bad when you can’t even buy a 3rd choice goalie of a lowly EPL team eh… lol

  5. Haha what a joke..celtic and rangers are nobody..FACT..cant even afford ONE truly decent player between them. SPL- without doubt the WORST league in europe..No quality what so ever. Your just clearly stupid ppl.

  6. Oh yes, the SPL, no money, two team division who would struggle in the championship, sectarian crowds, letter bombs, foul mouthed aggressive managers , the bastion of football! I think not. Dream on.

  7. Well said keV. Scottish football is desperate, without the medieval sectarian rivalry that props up rangers and Celtic, the whole of Scottish football would collapse as let’s face it the football itself is amateur at best. The only decent players gracing the game up there are washed up EPL players anyway

  8. @CP haha oh the irony, “learn proper English”. What a tool!

    All these fat geordie idiots kidding themselves that they are any good. You all play in a 3 team league so get of your high horses. Kayal will move to Man Utd soon (not too soon) and Izzaguire to Arsenal. Which Newcastle player would get in the Celtic team? Eh Carroll…oh no wait, maybe Fraser Forster but I don’t think he would want to go back to a smaller club – yes a better league, but an overrated league – eh any more players. Lovenkrands – an ex-Rangers reject haha what a joke. And I can’t think of any more players you have that would get near the Celtic side. One of the best EPL players doesn’t get a game(Ljunberg) one of the greatest ever finishers didn’t get a game and went back to YOUR league (Beattie 100+ goals down there, not one up here) and the best EPL midfielder this year couldn’t get a game for Rangers, couldn’t get another team in Scotland and is now running the show down in England. Delusional fat geordie twats…KNOW YOUR PLACE!

    Hail Hail!

    1. You clearly know nothing about football, our epl players go to your ridiculous league when they’re old and finished, you simpleton..and that terrible side rangers never wanted to let go of the “reject” lovenkrands..anyway you can have him back, we’ll buy quality this summer..You wont.

  9. You clearly dont understand football. you say that the EPL is overrated, is that why its the best league in the world. get your facts right yh. EPL = 20 great teams, FACT. spl = 2 crap teams and a handful of unheard of teams, FACT. all you celtic fans say that no newcastle player would fit in to the celtic team and you want to buy our 3rd choice keeper. no celtic player would get into our reserve team let alone our first team.

    1. Any chance you could express an opinion with being rude? I’ve ‘amended’ your comment but won’t a second time.

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