Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 15 Jun 2010, 14:59

Premier League

Redknapp Looking To Get At Least 2 Years

Our man in the mobile phone unlocking cum African Hair & Beauty Parlour has just sent us an enticing text. One, Copa De Kopf Wigs are 25% off for the duration of the World Cup. Two, Tottenham Hotspur’s tight lipped supremo has been offered a revised contract said to provisionally cover the next two years.

Our man understands that as per any document that comes from within the citadel that is White Hart Lane, it makes for not only fascinating but extensive reading. So don’t expect a signature before teatime today.

As deals for stadium naming rights and shirt sponsorship and one thousand other gilt edged opportunities to be part of the brave new Lilywhite order begin to gather momentum, the cementing of Harry is vital.