Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 30 Aug 2010, 20:47Updated 31 Aug 2010, 15:11

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Sandro On The Premises [Piccy Wiccy]

Some said he was lost in transit. Some said the greatest trick he ever pulled was convincing Daniel Levy he did exist.

With the mood in the N17 becoming increasingly fractious as the minutes drift by, it might be a good idea to wheel him out in front of the angry mob. Get him to wave a bit.

“The chairman has done a terrific job to make this happen. I think there were hard and protracted negotiations so a lot of credit must go to Daniel. There are not too many chairmen that would fly half way around the world to get a deal done and he has gone and flown personally to Brazil twice.” said Harry.