Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 9 Nov 2010, 05:58

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Spurs Shirts From As Little As A Tenner!

TransferTavern have teamed up with ShotDeadInTheHead to produce what critics are already calling the slickist Tottenham T Shirts ever seen by mankind.

The shirts are designed to combat every conceivable environment the modern day football fan is likely to face. Be you in a stadium, down the pub or embedded in your favourite comfy chair you will always be immaculately turned out in club colours and brandishing your loyalty.

You can choose between bold terrace chants or the more subtle stadium shots.

100% cotton and cut to accommodate real people, we sincerely apologize in advance to those amongst you who would have preferred something skin tight in a cheap, itchy polyester for four times the money.