Due to unprecedented requests from highly esteemed and dare I say it discerning readers, we bring you another installment in the gallery goldmine that is Mrs Van De Vaart.
Her husband I am told is an exceptional footballer for some London side or another. All nonsense to one side the impact of Rafael has been a revelation at White Hart Lane. Now let’s cut to the chase and get revealing Mrs VdV…
Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."
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