Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 7 Jul 2010, 16:31

Premier League

To Do Is To Santander

Holy Moly as they say in the Vatican.

This just in from our man in the washable 3 piece suit with the complimentary plastic belt who last night was enjoying an all you can eat Hungarian buffet in the very heart of West End with a man who knows.

The good and kindly people who were formerly trading as Abbey National have made tentative enquiries in relation to prospective shirt sponsorship deals.

Our understanding is that there are several discussions in place (well about 5 in total) but the shirt designs are so completely at the green light stage that it will be down those whom come up with the numbers closest to the ones in DL’s head that shall succeed.

Oh and for clarity, can I just add that this does not come from MilTHFC.