Ex Tottenham super striker, Darren Bent, a man frequently outwitted by sheep, recently decided to knock his Twitter account on the head so he could concentrate on beach balls and doing up his velcro trainers.
Tottenham loanee Jamie O’Hara however can multi task with the best of them. Then perhaps his missus has assisted in his education as she has multitasked her way through the bulk of the White Hart Lane dressing room.
So this just in from young Jamie, then…
“Sorry spurs fans don’t think I can come back till the summer, I’m sure u’ll be ok uve got a great team, I wanna get pompey to fa cup final”
Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it.
This man is Escapini.
"I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil."
"Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."
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