Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 12 May 2010, 13:50

Premier League

Tottenham’s New Shirt Sponsor

The speculation over the new Spurs Home shirt has of course be intense, the photo shoppers have never been so industrious. Suggested sponsors have varied wildly.

Holsten Pils is always a firm favourite every time this question comes around and I can exclusively reveal to those of you who still insist on hoping to somehow ‘wish’ this one true …that you have more chance of Spurs being sponsored by Swan Vesta.

Other names included Zenith and Virgin. I must admit I’d quite like the new look Abbey National to get involved. Then we could have ‘To Santander Is To Do’ as the logo.