Mercoledì 2 Dicembre (Wednesday 2nd December)
I began to think today abouta time when I play football all the time, it was a longa longa time ago. I was a thinking how great ita would be to kick the ball two time a week. My pasta went cold as I thought; I got annoyed but cannot get angry because my Senor Benitez does not allow me to be angry he say it is bad for my knees. I think this silly but he is my ‘gaffer’, I think this is how you say, but I don’t know.
I very much enjoyed the match, against Liverpool Blues, I had a perfect view of Dirk, we call him Dirty Dirk he is funny. He told me a joke once, but I cannot remember it. I wanted to play on the game but Senor Rafa did not let me, he say my knee is bad and I must sit, so I sit for whole game. I had peanuts though so I no go hungry.
A Roman gladiator like me must think about the reason of life, I tried to talk with my captain, Stevie Gerrard but I do not understand him, I thought maybe Jamie Carragher coulda help me, but he is from another country too and he no speak English as well. Maybe I ask my ‘gaffer’ even though he say I cannot talk to him after 5 o’clock. It is crazy.
Maybe I will play on the weekend, I do not think so, my knee is sore and I have to rest to make sure I do not hurt it again. I will hit the ball to my team mates in the training, for passing. I hope Italia do well in World Cups draw in Friday and maybe Marcelo will get me in the squad to play and win the World Cups as well.
I will go now and watch the Katy Perry, she is my favourite.
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Sorry is that it? Is there more? I must have missed the comical element, try again . This time try and make it funny, or atleast slightly funny.
I am a Liverpool fan and thought it was quite funny. You could have added more though..
Baddy… lighten up
David, are you 11. This didn’t work did it. I mean the subject matter has the potential to be humorous, but you didn’t manage to type one funny line. The funniest thing about it is that you convinced yourself it was worth posting on the net. Don’t give up the day job.
That is truly dire. Do you get paid for this? Can my dog have a job as it would be infinitely superior to this drivel?
to be honest im a liverpool fan and actually thought it was rather amusing
I’m a red too and I quite enjoyed it…although on a factual note, he has been collecting splinters in his (I’m sure galdiator like)rear as a result of an ankle rather than knee injury (well for now anyway…)
To be fair, it wasn’t that funny, but Im pissing myself at some of the comments hahahahha especially the one from mark ahhahahahahhahahah
Nope, not a single funny bit in here. The people who like it only do due to association.