Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 16 Jun 2010, 14:21Updated 14 Sept 2010, 16:41

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Win 100 Football Anthem Hits!

Waddya mean you haven’t got virtually every bloody track with even the loosest connection to football in one collection? Are you mad? Bin that World In Motion 12″ picture disc the moment you get in tonight and get your lugholes wrapped around this little beauty.

This musical monster that is 100 HITS Football Anthems contains all you’ll ever need. Fat Boy Slim, Buster Bloodvessel, Fat Les, Brian Clough, The White Haired Terriers Athletic Social Club, Des Lynam and a whole rake of killer classical cutz.

We have 2 copies to give away. To be in with a shout, simply mail the answer to the following question to escapini@footballtransfertavern.com.

Q: Rider teamed up with a former England manager to deliver the footy masterpiece that was, ‘England Crazy’. What was that man’s name? There’s a clue hidden in the video beneath.