This just landed on the caravanette roof. Wrapped around long plastic horn. If the police ask, I’m telling them I just use it for keeping the pigeons away.
Two million views in 7 days. That sounds like a line out of a futuristic version of the Book Of Genesis.
Oh just hit the play button and for the love of mankind, keep the noise down.
Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."
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